Welcome to the RIM, you evil spawn of Satan!

If you're visiting our site for the first time you may be wondering about a thing or two. Allow me to help:

So, what the hell is the deal with RIM then?

We are a UK based professional wrestling website with high n' mighty ideals about how things were and how things should be. We put up a rambling video review sorta thing every now and again featuring various contributors.

Okay, so what does RIM stand for?

RIM stands for REAL IN MEMPHIS because, as the Gordon Solie Motherfuckers so succinctly stated, sports entertainment is a crock of piss and wrestling is still real in fucking Memphis.

I wish to engage with you RIM people for good or bad reasons. Is there a forum for such a discussion?

Oh, yeah! Check out the message board at http://cgi.simania.plus.com/forums It's full of hate, filth and occasionally wrestling.

Hey, I wanna get some of these wrassin' tapes that you mention on your site. Where can I obtain these?

There are many fine tape traders in our links section. Alternatively you can ask on the board.

So far, so good; but who runs this baby?

The site was co-founded in late '01 by John Kennedy and Lee 'El Presidente' Flattery and now has various writers and contributors such as Chris J, Martin Wickham, Terje Rindal, Stephen Keene, Linus & $tew. It also used to have a pair of thieving, con-artists namely Dave Manyard and KDI but both have departed to greener pastures, literally.

RIM GLOSSARY!!!

Here are some important words and phrases that you may come across while lurking around here.

Euroboy: term used to describe AJ Styles.

Lady ASS-pache: highly complementary name for lucha sleaze queen Lady Apache.

El Hijo De Roland Alexander: AAA owner, Antonio Pena.

MILF: Sherri Martel, for example.

Coy Dangle: Kurt Angle.

RV-Mei: Lee's derogatory term for Meiko Satomura after she began to incorporate crappy Rob Van Dam spots into her matches.

BCW: Bogota Championship Wrestling. Regularly holds shows in Carlos Valderama Stadium, Bogota.

Rip's Rogering: Rip Roger's controversial BCW finishing move.

Gabriel Y Gabriella: AAA ladyboy.

Grondaberg: if only Gronda was given the Goldberg push..........

Spider Tights: reference to Ms Mariko Yoshida's posterior.

Mayfield Stalking Tour: a bunch of Americans that go to Japan and bother the women wrestlers there.

Magadanistas: kind of the Four Horsemen of RIM, named after EMLL announcing legend, Leobardo Magadan. These star-rating hating individuals are 'Nature Boy' Ric Fadda, Bobby Windham, Tully Flattery and Arn Kennedy.

Los Rudos: The evil RIM nemesis of the brave Magadanistas. They seem to like ROH matches and stuff.

Momoe: internet lingerer, PowerSlam writer and RIM troller, Mo Chatra.

Maynard: baffling yank that cut & pasted a review from elsewhere, sent it to us and tried to pass it off as his own work.

KDI The One and Only: Another individual that pulled a Maynard on us. Not in our good books.

The Suit: Refers to swank choice of clothing as modeled by the number one pimp-daddy of lucha, El Dandy.

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